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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests --
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ryan reynolds, katie holmes, musical guest, thomas rhett, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 414, milwaukee! whoo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi! yeah, hi, welcome! hey, i love you. oh, looking good. looking good. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it!
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[ cheers ] this is the show to be at. this is the one to watch. this is it. we the same person. we are "the tonight show," you guys. welcome, thank you for being here. here's what everyone's talking about. of course, today was the new hampshire primary. this is a big deal, yeah. all the candidates spent the day with their supporters, except for ben carson who's still waiting in the hallway. but we -- ben? ben? ben? ben? come on out, ben. [ cheers ] ben, you can go now. ben? ben, are you -- >> steve: yeah. aw. >> jimmy: not only was today the new hampshire primary, it was also national pizza day. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: so, one way or the other, chris christie will be giving a victory speech. [ laughter ] and it's gonna be -- it's a a great day. [ applause ] and in keeping with tradition, a town called dixville notch was the first town to cast their ballots in the new hampshire primary. yeah. even people in dixville notch
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are like -- dixville. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: notch! as the campaign wears on, the candidates are really starting to go at it. in fact, jeb bush recently told supporters that he thinks donald trump, quote, "needs therapy." at first, trump was insulted, but then when he heard it would be an hour of talking about himself, he was like, "sign me up. [ laughter ] i like it. [ applause ] it all started --" people are still talking about the big halftime show from super bowl 50. well get this, i read that jay-z sent beyonce 10,000 roses before her performance at the super bowl. yeah, jay-z's the only man in america that can send his wife 10,000 roses and not hear her say, "what did you do? [ laughter and applause ] what did you do? 10,000 roses." speaking of roses, last night was another great episode of "the bachelor" with nine
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women -- [ cheers ] yeah. nine women competing for ben higgins. like always, it was full of drama. we love the show here. but if you missed last night's episode, don't worry, because here to re-enact a scene -- [ laughter ] -- with actual lines from the show is questlove and tariq from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] guys, welcome. >> tariq: thanks, jimmy. tonight, i'll be playing caila, a 24-year-old software sales rep who wants to be understood. >> questlove: and i'll be >> jimmy: great, great, great. whenever you're ready. >> questlove: do you not think i'm the right person? >> tariq: maybe my mind is thinking different than my heart. because i feel like you're the
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i'm a confusing person. [ laughter ] >> questlove: i'm willing to sit here and be confused with you. are you ready to find somebody? >> tariq: i know that i'm falling in love because i feel like i'm being understood. i mean, i feel understood when i'm with you. [ light laughter ] and you hold my hand and you look at me. i feel like that's what i want in life. i want to feel understood, and i feel like i understand you in a deeper way. i feel like you want other people to be loved and that's what i'm looking for in life. and i feel like i want you in my life. and i feel happy. [ laughter ] this is real, this is real. >> questlove: i get that. that makes sense. [ laughter ]pplause ] >> jimmy: there you go. questlove. black thought. right there.
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please, they stopped clapping. they stopped clapping. they stopped clapping, guys, very good. thank you very much.topped clapping. that's very nice. the audience stopped clapping. [ cheers and applause ] i get that. that makes sense. there was actually another moment from "the bachelor" last t was pretty funny. ben took the girls to the bahamas, and some unexpected guests wound up crashing the party. take a look at this. [ screaming ]hasing me. this, they'd stop. they didn't. [ screams ] >> oh, my god! >> this is like a bar in dallas. there's just pigs everywhere. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: be nice, ladies, one be the next bachelor. you never know. [ laughter and applause ] even weirder, after the shoot, the pigs were like, i feel like i need a shower after that.- >> steve: ah, that's not good. >> jimmy: did you guys see this? chipotle apologized to
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a food safety meeting during lunch hour yesterday.if you text the word "raincheck" to them, you'll get a coupon for a free burrito. [ applause ] the burrito, you'll need to text the word "raincheck" to anyone you made plans with that afternoon. [ laughter ] [ cheers ae there's no way -- you can't make that meeting, no. and finally, a woman in england recently broke a world record by running on a treadmill for 12 hours totaling 68 miles.ile the previous record for running that much without jeb bush. [ laughter ]pplause ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, roots sounding good as always. fantastic. welcome, everybody.
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welcome to the show.ot some exciting stuff coming up. starting next monday, we're going to do a week of shows from los angeles, california. that's right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're going out to l.a. and on sunday night, february 14th, valentine's day, we're doing a two-hour "tonight show" anniversary special. and applause ] yeah, that's all the interviews, the games, the songs from the past two years packed into a two-hour special to miss. so set your tivos, set your dvrs for sunday, february 14th at 9:00 right here on nbc. fun. [ applause ] that's exciting. we've got a great week, so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, from "zoolander 2," the beautiful penelope cruz will be here. >> steve: yeah!e ] >> jimmy: and fresh off his super bowl victory, we'll be talking to denver broncos quarterback peyton manning. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! talk with him. also, another sports legend, i'm a giant fan of this guy. magic johnson will be stopping by, as well.e ] then on thursday, we have
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elle king is performing a new song. [ cheers and applause ]hursday. but first, what a great show we have tonight. i love our guests. is so talented. he's so funny and he's very easy on the eyes, apparently. [ cheers ] from the new movieeynolds is here! [ cheers and applause ]d man. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: oh, he's a great guy. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: later in the show, ryan and i are going to play a a game of musical beers. [ audience oohs ] with some surprise guests.fun. plus, she's a terrific actress. her new movie is called "touched with fire." the lovely katie holmes is dropping in. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] and we've got great, great music from my man -- thomas rhett is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! >> jimmy: i am a body double
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for thomas and ryan. >> steve: are you serious?'s weird to have them both on the show. >> steve: that's so funny. that's a weird coincidence. >> jimmy: yeah, because the other -- here's what happened. >> steve: right.shirt the other day, all right? >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: i worked out and then i put it up on the clothesline. >> steve: yeah. ke to air dry. >> steve: yeah, love it. you love it. you said there's nothing better than the sun. >> jimmy: yeah, the sun dries it out. nothing better than the sun. also, that's the day i was, you know, doing target practice. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: because you know -- [ imitates gunshots ] like back to the thomas rhett photo shoot." >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i don't know. line. anyways, i think it looks fine, no big deal.laughter ] i'm just a little -- fine, figure it out. good. >> steve: you got your nd everything. out, man. yeah. his was good, but come on. dude is just jacked. >> steve: comen you be -- [ cheers ] >> steve: that's a double dose.
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too. >> jimmy: that's my hand. >> steve: those are your hands? >> jimmy: those are my wrists. my wrists. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that's me there. that's mkatie. >> steve: oh, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah, it is beautiful. at the stories making headlines today and weight the good with it's time for pros and cons. here we go. and pros [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of valentine's day. [ audience aws ]ay. it's a day of love. it's a day of love. so, pros and cons of valentine's day. here we go. pro, it's a day to spend with the one you love most of all. con, or as donald trump calls that, "me time."er ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: "i love you, me." pro, giving your crush a candy heart that says "i love you." con, getting one back from her heart, who dis?" [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i never saw that one. [ applause ] >> steve: that's modern. everything's modern now. >> jimmy: everything's modern now. iend's love story got featured on a tv
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con, "dateline nbc." that's good show, though. >> steve: but found the courts -- >> jimmy: they thought they were going on a cruise. >> steve: what they didn't s a bag of human ears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. pro, writing a love poem to your boyfriend.: aw. >> jimmy: con, trying to find a a word that rhymes with erectile dysfunction.laughter ] >> steve: that's hard. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: that's hard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that will work. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, the holiday honors st. valentine, who was killed in 269 a.d.e gave his girlfriend a fitbit for valentine's day. you can't do that. >> steve: don't do it.ey making that -- >> steve: why would you do that to yourself? >> jimmy: happy valentine's day, here's a fitbit. no, no, no. >> steve: you need to get fit. >> jimmy: no, no, no.meone a valentine that says "from your secret admirer." con, which is another more romantic way of saying "from
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your stalker." [ laughter ] >> steve: that's true. [ applause ] >> jimmy: she's opening it. pro, a romantic dinner will lead to fireworks in the bedroom. >> steve: ooh. chipotle dinner will lead to fireworks in the bathroom. [ laughter ] be careful with the -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you make the ah, it's your choice. america, yeah. >> jimmy: you're in america, you can go anywhere. >> steve: you make the choice. fireworks in the bathroom. [ laughter ] super bowl >> jimmy: pro -- pro, high schoolers spending the day with their girlfriends con, high schoolers spending the day alone call it fallon-tine's day. [ audience aws ] all by myselfn't want to be all by -- [ laughter ] grab the memory, and that's where it
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is it -- what is it? a little boy playing with puppies or syeah, yeah. all by myself don't want to be all laughter ] >> steve: you can't touch the past. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, saying those three romantic words everyone longs to hear.ight." [ laughter ] there you go, everybody, that's the pros and cons. we'll be right back with ryan reynolds! [ cheers and applause ] we wonerere. and here. and here. uh, here. also in here. back there. behind here. even next to these guys, here. in the nation's largest, independent study, amed verizon number one network for the fifth time in a row, here.
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[ cheers and applause ]rst guest is a a very talented actor starring in the highly anticipated new movie "deadpool." it's fantastic. it hits theaters and imax this please welcome, the always entertaining, ryan reynolds!
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>> wow! >> jimmy: my man, ryan reynolds!ou. that's a very warm welcome. thank you. , looking good, my friend. looking good. >> feeling good. >> jimmy: and you did it with this movie. oh, my god. >> oh, man, i love it. i am super proud of it. >> jimmy: i can't wait the talk about it. but i gotta just talk about how studly you are. >> jimmy: on the cover -- look at this. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's you and that's my body.the thing that we -- no one knows this yet. i don't know if you saw maybe briefly back stage, but i don't know. >> i heard about it, yeah. >> jimmy: we're gonna debut >> jimmy: yeah, this is happening right now. >> really? i feel like captain magazine >> jimmy: i love magazines. yeah, i do enjoy them. ready?e on the cover of "people" magazine right here, you guys. >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] guy alive.
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>> come on, right? >> jimmy: that's a stud right there. come on. >> what? i mean, come on. i mean, honestly, ing, what's sexier than a man who fornicates, produces children and then looks surprised about it? [ liright? i look vaguely surprised. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a little surprised. you're like, "oh, really?" >> like, oh, maybe i shouldn't have left the boy band.er ] >> jimmy: congrats though. and the baby's doing great? >> yeah, everyone's doing great. yeah, yeah. it's walkin', talkin'. havin' a good time. >> jimmy: because i -- we always love to see you. you know i'm mr. magazine. and "people" magazine -- >> you're a skin covered newsstand. >> jimmy: i really am, thank you. yeah, i'm a human newsstand. but this is a much nicer picture than this photo i saw of you. >> oh, yeah, yeah, that's ight? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's not bad. >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: explain a little of the back story. this is about "deadpool." >> yeah, this is cool. it's kind of cool. this thing that happened.y facebook page. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a video of her daughter who out. and i mean, this is like some serious surgery. and she is -- >> jimmy: and you get drugged out.
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>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, okay.ah, it happens. >> and she's so upset because she -- for whatever reason she thinks that she missed the "deadpool" movie.-- so she's very, very upset. >> jimmy: we have a clip. >> yeah, there's a video that's pretty awesome. >> jimmy: here's a clip the girl right after surgery in the car. "deadpool." >> you're fine. [ crying ] you're fine. >> i didn't see "deadpool." >> you didn't see "deadpool"? >> no. i missed it.okay. >> no, it's not. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: i mean, she's upset that she's missing "deadpool."s in the car, but her mind is somewhere else, riding a unicorn in the space-time continuum. [ laughter ] she's -- yeah. she's -- yeah, super high, yeahost this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you gave her a a little message and you said -- >> yeah, i responded back. you know, because at the end of the day it's funny, but it's like really sad. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, your heart breaks. >> she's really upset. so, yeah, i sent her two
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tickets to new york -- she's from arkansas and tickets to f the movie last night. so, yeah, had a good time. [ cheers and applause ] she had a good time, right? >> jimmy: here's you with her brother. >> there she is! >> jimmy: last night. i love that you did that! >> that's fun, right? >> jimmy: i love that you did that. that's awesome that you did that. >> that's the power of the internet right there. it's all about. oh, exactly, 'cause you could see someone who's dying to see this movie. >> just go -- with the touch of a button i can force fox to pay for something extravagant. [ laughter ]she enjoy the movie? >> she had the best time. she's a "deadpool" nut so she just loved it. the movie just kind of hits the canon perfectly, so i think she liked that. >> jimmy: i love this movie.. you know, i watch it, i go -- it just didn't stop. it's like, the pacing, the action, the comedy. >> yeah.y well written. >> it's great. i mean, it's uh -- the writers of "zombieland" wrote the film. made for 11 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really? >> like crazy. >> jimmy: i mean, that must be disheartening to not get it off the ground.. it was the worst relationship
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i've ever been in. on again, off again, occasionally we sleep together. it just causes more pain, and ay we got married. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. so, but what happened? because you pitched the idea., cool." and then you write it and then -- >> well, yeah, we developed the script six years ago, wrote this fantastic script. it leaked online, the "deadpool" fans went nuts for it.granted us a a small amount of money to make the test footage. this test footage that we shot. then it sat on the shelf for es. they didn't do anything with it. and then a little under two years ago it leaked >> well, here's the thing. the fans freaked out, the and overwhelmed fox and fox basically had to greenlight the movie. the problem was like, this fox and sort of illegal that it -- so, i know that one of us did it. [ laughter ] like there's four -- there's four of us.ese, paul wernick and tim miller, the director. one of us did it.
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>> jimmy: okay, good. yeah, i don't know who did it. >> we all sort of said, should leak it. someone should leak it." i believe the idea was planted, but i'm 70% sure it wasn't me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, perfect. 's good. that's good odds. that's good odds. but it is funny. i go, "how would even someone sit on this?" but the director -- who's his name? >> it's tim miller, yeah. >> jimmy: tim miller, this guy kept the pace up. kept going. >> did a great j"just call me angel of the morning." it's a great soundtrack. >> that's the first thing we put in the script six years ago was juice newton's "angel of the morning.angel of the morning >> jimmy: as you're flying through the air shooting. it's like so fun. and like everybody's great in the film. >> i'm so glad you guys petered out. 'cause i forget all the rest of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. they know when to come in and out, yeah. for those people that do not ," can we describe him? how do we -- >> yeah, he's a -- well, he lives within the "x-men" universe. he is one of -- in the comics lverine's rivals, but he's a mercenary and gets cancer -- terminal cancer. he goes into this program, they
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hideously disfigured, but he s regenerative healing powers and he's insane. he's just basically like, running around in this costume hich is like just a full body -- red body condom. [ laughter ] and it's very meta. like, he knows he's in a movie. jokes about ryan reynolds. he's like making jokes about the other "x-men," about the movie. you know -- credits -- >> wild. >> jimmy: even the opening credits are self-aware. and very well done. >> everything's pretty unconventional with it. yeah, it's pretty cool.: i loved it. it is great. and man, oh, man, it was perfect for you. because i was like, oh, this is so ryan reynolds when you're on fire and as funny as you are. >> oh, i love it. >> jimmy: this is a perfect thing for you. i don't know how much you improvised or whatever, but i go, "oh, there's no way they wrote -- that's a great line. oh, that's a good thing. oh, he did that." >> nobody wrote a lot of the -- some of the stuff they didn't st saying vicious things about myself. [ light laughter ] horrible things about ryan reynolds. >> jimmy: it's really, really great. es. >> jimmy: yeah, it's just a fun movie and well done, man. >> thank you very much.
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>> jimmy: so happy for you. i wanna show a clip. here's ryan reynolds as deadpool.the red body suit. take a look. >> you're gonna do a superhero landing. wait for it. woo! superhero landing. >> you know, that's really hard on your knees. >> totally impractical. they all do it. >> you're a lovely lady but i'm r francis. that's why i brought him. >> i prefer not to hit a woman. so, please --s why i brought her?finish your tweet. just give us a second. there you go. hashtag it. go get her, tiger.
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pressures her into prom sex. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's so different and ryan reynolds, everybody. "deadpool" opens in theaters and imax this friday! [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, ryan and i will compete in a game of musical beers. >> yeah!k around for that. it's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! what do you consider fun? fun, natural fun! ow! i'm in heaven my laughing boyfriend. steppin' in a rhythm to a funky flow. o think when your feet just go? whatcha gonna do when you get outta here? i'm gonna have some fun! baby! can't get unlimited data for your family? other carriers either don't offer it,e! not t-mobile! get three lines of unlimited 4g
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i am here with ryan reynolds. he stars in "deadpool" which hits theaters and imax on friday. now we're of musical beers with the roots. but we're going to need one more player. please welcome from the new movie "touched with fire," katie holmes, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] >> can i take my shoes off? >> jimmy: i would take your ryan, you too. >> i took mine off. >> jimmy: perfect. here's the way the game works. it's like musical chairs but instead of diving into empty ng these red cups of beer. when the music stops, one person will be left empty handed. the game and have to hang out with our deejay, deejay carol spinny up there. questlove, how are you doin', buddy?er ] we're gonna do five rounds -- he's so interested in this. the last one standing is the musical beers champion. okay, everybody.
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space yourselves out and good >> oh, boy. oh, boy. [ record scratching ] >> you out by being nice. why are you that confident, ryan? >> ah!music stops ] >> no! ah! [ applause ] >> i'm out! ripping it from the hands of deadpool. [ laughter ] a seasoned drinker. >> jimmy: that was fantastic!d! >> jimmy: go up there. >> rigged! it's nice to be here. >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. oh, my gosh, that was great. i don't want to be by katie. she scares me now.
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[ music stops ]lause ] >> jimmy: i had no options! >> get out of there. come on now. >> jimmy: i had no option at all!osh. katie holmes is the queen. she's fantastic at this. >> i see her technique, though. >> jimmy: oh, i got you. all right. i'm watching that.re we go. only three cups left! i'm rooting for katie. cup. maybe now! no, not yet. maybe! [ laughter ], keep going, keep going!
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don't look at katie holmes! [ music stops ] oh! [ applause ] >> amazing. >> jimmy: you 's amazing. >> jimmy: she's the best. look at that cup. oh, my gosh. she crushed it. all right, all right. katie, come on. [ cheers and applause ] come on for katie. two cups left!o cups left! here we go. oh! don't move the table! [ music stops ] oh! here we go. this is it right here. this is it. [ applause ] this is it.l cup. the final countdown. you had a good run, man. >> put his hands on the table. >> jimmy: all right. good luck, pal. this is it. don't slip, don't slip, don't
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beer everywhere. no!] [ cheers and applause ] >> that was amazing, though. nd of mean. >> look how fast he was drinking. that was amazing, right? >> jimmy: i mean, i'm gokatie holmes right there. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: a very good job. >> absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are unbelievable. >> you're really good. >> jimmy: our thanks to holmes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be talking to katie after the break. stick around, everyone! alright, it's ford truck month. this is the time, this is the place. and this is ford f-150.
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>> jimmy: she is the best. our next guest is a stunning, fantastic actress who you can see in the new movie "touched with fire" which opens in theaters in new york and l.a. d in select cities february 19th. do not play a drinking game with her.ome the one and only katie holmes. and applause ] jimmy: katie holmes right here. [ cheers and applause ] that was one of the best things i've ever seen in my life. not only were you a great player but you dove over in this beautiful dress and grabbed it. >> i really wanted to win. >> jimmy: you really did.eally wanted to win. >> jimmy: you are almost as competitive as i am. really. yeah, i was just steaming out there, i was so angry. have you played drinking games before? >> actually, when i was a
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to -- my brothers and sisters had their friends over and they would play with alcohol and i played quarters. >> and i won at that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's probably because you were sober. [ laughter ] >> i waited till just the right moment. >> jimmy: yeah, and then you just starting burning >> to say like, let's play -- let's play quarters. >> jimmy: i got to see your mom backstage, your beautiful mom. >> thank you. >> jimmy: last time you were on the show, is, your mom would send care packages just now and then throughout the year. just to say, hi i love you. and you open up and it's like, just odd things in there like a a random plate or something pickles or something. and then your mom sent me a a care package. [ audience awws ] i'm serious.cheered me up. it was the best thing i ever got. and in it was this -- one of the things was like random plate. chili sauce from tony packo's, which is like i guess a chain by where your mom lives.og chain. it's tony packo's and they also do tony packo's pickles and peppers which is my favorite. >> jimmy: pickles and peppers are great but i love chili y i order from the company now because i
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love these chili dogs. so i got to tell your mom thank you. last time i was like, what can our mom that's only in new york? so we gave her rao's spaghetti and meatballs.s huge family dinner and everything was eaten. >> jimmy: she did. >> yeah, she made the whole thing as soon as she got it, ieces and nephews came over. everything was eaten. >> jimmy: oh, i love it. i love it. i'm glad that she got to enjoy it. now i'm addicted to that chili sauce. we're buddies now. >> i know. i know. it's about you guys -- middle man. me and your mom are besties right now. i'm sorry. w. >> i have to keep working so i can keep coming on your show so you guys can hang out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's all -- that's what it's all about. inspiration -- yes. >> jimmy: and i missed you, we per bowl party, but i know you came by a we had a super bowl party and all the kids were there in the family. but we didn't do a big party this year.tch the super bowl? >> this year? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no. i was doing a cooking class
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>> i know. come on. >> no, no. then we went to the museum and then i like, right before the halftime show, i was like -- [ knocking ] to my friend's apartment. i'm liken. let me in. because i knew beyonce was about to be on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so we all stood in front of her tv in her apartment.od. she did not. oh, my god. oh, my god. and then it was like. >> jimmy: queen b.to do the -- no, i'm not going to do it. [ laughter ] good. what were you trying to do? >> i mean i was trying -- we were just excited and then we joined in as though we were a a part of it. >> and then we cheered. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i can't do that. yeah. oh, that's good. [ laughter ] that's great. [ cheers and applause ] wow, the head flip.
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>> like you got to flip it.ve it. >> jimmy: exactly. oh, that's so good. you have it. see? you have it down, yeah. you can do everything. you can do that. but also drama.i saw you on broadway, too as well, but i tell you, this movie here, this is a deep movie. in this. it's about someone with bipolar disorder and who's a poet. >> yes, and she falls in love with a rapper who is bipolar, meet in the hospital. and it's this -- for her. >> it's really intense, because they feel things so deeply and they find, you know, they -- they're not lonely anymore because there's somebody else that understands them. and they do fall in loveove story. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a love story as well. >> it's a little romeo and juliet. >> jimmy: lodirector's story? >> yes, so our director. when i met with him, he told me this was really based on his of his life, which was incredibly moving. and i thought it was really
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take these experiences that were amazing and then really suffering and patience and then was able to put it together.nted. >> jimmy: well, see you do great work in the film. it's amazing that you can do all this stuff. i want to show -- >> and i have to say, jimmy, you go to every show. like when you're on broadway, it's so nice when you're there and you come and you say hi. >> jimmy: me? >> yes. >> jim supportive. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's so nice. yes. so thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got to be -- >> or do they make you go?eally -- i didn't really go. no, i didn't really go. no, i never saw. >> that's hilarious. >> jimmy: but i heard you were -- no, i'm just kidding. no, i came back and said hi. >> i know you did. >> jimmy: i don't want to bother anybody when i go to see anyone after the shows. but i came out and i just wanted to say -- >> no, it means so much. >> jimmy: oh, it was amazing.in that cast. i just -- i am. you know i'm a fan. i want to show everyone a clip. here's katie holmes in "touched with fire." check it out. ying to figure out who i -- who i am. you know, 'cause i don't feel
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like myself anymore, even when i go off the medication, i don't feel like myself. >> okay. honey, i think we need to get dad. >> i'm sorry. i shouldn't have yelled. i won't yell again. please?t. sit down. and i have a really good plan. you're going to spend the night tonight. then tomorrow morning, first thing, we'll go to the hospital and get your file. you can ask anything, okay? we'll figure all this out.hen you look at me like that. >> how am i looking at you? >> like i'm crazy. >> i'm not looking at you like you're crazy.g at me like you don't even recognize me. >> no, honey. i love you. please don't -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: katie holmes. theaters in new york and l.a. this friday and in select cities february 19th. we'll be right back with a a performance from ody. [ cheers and applause ]
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our musical guest tonight is y spending his 13th week atop the billboard hot country songs chart. yeah, that's right. performing his platinum single "die a happy man" off his album "tangled up," please welcome thomas rhett. [ cheers and applause ] ight was hands down one of the best nightsbt between the bottle of wine and the look in your eyes and the marvin gaye then we danced in the darkr stars in the pouring rain and i know that i can't ever
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is your crazy loveohts or if i never get to see the eiffel tower at night oh if all i got in my hand baby i could die a happy man baby that red dressknees oh but that black dress makes it hard to breathe you're a saint you're a goddess the cutest the hottest a masterpiece it's too good to be true nothing bein my wildest dreams and i know that i can't ever tell you enoughat all i need in this life is your crazy love
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to see the or if i never get to see the eiffel tower at night oh if all i got is your hand in my hand baby i could die a happy man you know i could girl i don't need no vacation no fancy destination baby you're my great escape we could stay at home listen to the radio or dance around the fireplace if i never get to build my
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mansion in georgia or drive a sports car up the coast of california oh if all i got is your hand in my hand baby i could die a happy manby i could die a happy man oh i could die a happy man you know i could girl i could die i could die a happy man lause ] yeah! come on. thomas rhett right there. thomas rhett. up" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody. it, brother.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ryan reynolds, katie holmes, thomas rhett once again!e ] that sounded great, man. and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ applause ] night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope we see you tomorrow. thank you so much. bye, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- rebel wilson, star of "the grinder," actor fred savage, music from parson james, featuring the 8g band [ cheers and applause ]en, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?e ] let's get to the news. the denver broncos beat the -10, last night, to win super bowl 50. it was a great victory for peyton manning. i just hope it doesn't go to his

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